The Real Bon Bon Story
The Real Bon Bon Story:

Bon Bon Girl, placed as a young babe in a mountain top Buddhist temple, learned the secret arts of Banh Mi from an early age. Inducted into the secret society at Banh Mi, she quickly reached the rank of seventh don.

When a monarch from the north claimed the people’s land, they called on Bon Bon Girl to save them. Bon Bon Girl drove the aggressor away, using only HOLY SPICY SRIRACHI LIQUID and CRUSTY BAGUETTE SHIRIKINS.
Today, Bon Bon Girl, will appear when called, to fight injustice and right wrongs. Although only five years of age she fights for the common man.